friendleadershenanigans:

I wanted to draw Mituna, but I also wanted to draw porn. 

Have an alternate version where he’s just screaming at his weiner

grolify:

I’m a little surprised you haven’t done this already, but I thought I would go ahead and toss this one at you because it seems like you might like it: DirkJake gunplay? […]

I knew this blog was lacking something. Thanks.

+ actual smut for this by the lovely animehead, what a sweetie!

sourer:

congrats dave

ropes form lace on your skin
let me rip it

happyds:

WHAT’S THAT STRIDER?

YOU SAY YOU’VE GOT A “BONE” TO PICK WITH ME???

good-clean-fictionkin-fun:

✿

kokorocannon:

Alpha!Strider breathplay. 

0dalesque:

scarvenrot has been giving me back my CalBro feels 

gomen

monsieurmoose:

Anonymous asked you: 

how about dirk riding one of those bad dragon cocks, the horse one maybe?

╮(─▽─)╭

riderkind:

shh im not here

throws almost selfcest at you

faun-songs:

You will learn to obey, lad.

Bro/Grandpa for the masses (guess who has a cockring)

WOULD ANYONE HATE ME IF I REBLOGGED BRO/GRANDPA INSTEAD BECAUSE WOW I JUST… FOUND SOMETHING…. REALLY NICE……….

davekat (́◉◞౪◟◉‵)

good

bro x cal yes. (not entirely kidding but stridercest of any kind is cool just saying ok)

i’m actually kind of in a brodirk mood so i might do both

also good

cotton candy ladyporn gO (alternatively davejohn)

Dirk/Equius?

man i knew there were reasons i love you guys

request pairings or you’re just going to get a really weird medley

holy shit